1. Be. The. Skinny. Friend. Around everyone else you’ll look so small, even if they are skinny, just think about how much skinnier you’ll be.
2. Ever wanted a belly button ring? Shoot for the stars, baby! Big or small, you will look so hot with one!
3. Do you remember all the cute people that turned you down? How you used to stare at how beautiful they were? They’re staring now too…
4. Always trying to work a selfie out, but there is no angle that you look good in? Now, every angle is a good angle
5. Have you ever wanted to crowd surf? Now, you don’t have to be afraid, for you’ll feel like a piece of paper when people are lifting you over their heads
6. Now that you can crowd surf, you need to get to the front of the crowd itself… With how small and beautiful you’ll look, pushing your way through or even charming your way through will be a breeze
7. You’ll always be the hot one on vacation… The one everyone either wants to kiss or be
8. You’ll be less hungry from a shrunken stomach, so you’ll fill quicker when you are… That is a big money saver, especially if you only eat a meal or less a day
9. It won’t matter how big your boobs are when the rest of your body is so. damn. perfect! I’d prioritize hip bones over a busty chest any day
10. You’ll be happy. Something you’ve worked so hard for.It was such a long process to get where you are now… Be proud of yourself.
To current you….
You’re almost there, keep going. You’ve come so far, why would you want to stop now?